The Engineer's Prayer

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:30 pm

Just rolled off the tip of my keyboard. (After much deliberation).

Our Sound men,
Who are crammed in booths
Hollow be their headphones
The musicians come,
The complaining be done,
On stage, about monitors no less.
Spare us tonight from power failures,
And equalise those who feedback against us
As we compress against them
Lead us not to blown tweeters,
And deliver our amps from overheating
For this is the life:
The tinnitus and roadies
For hours and hours,
Amen.

Anyone got anything better? Any thoughts?

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:37 pm

Love it!

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:14 am

Awe, men!

You're all alike. If it's not microphones it's that other thing you can hold in your hands.

All I have are microphones to play with
Ms. Remy Ann David

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:54 am

RemyRAD wrote:

Awe, men! You're all alike. If it's not microphones it's that other thing you can hold in your hands.

Shouldn't that be Audix?

RemyRAD wrote:

All I have are microphones to play with

Never mind, don't forget a matched pair gives a good image.

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:35 am

We have a front runner for bad pun of the week.

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